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it’s hard to go to work with a boner
it’s hard to drive a car with a boner
it’s hard to mow the lawn with a boner
it’s hard to go to sleep with a boner
it’s weird to pet your cat with a boner
it’s weird to hug your mom with a boner
it’s weird to host thanksgiving with a boner
it’s weird to feed you kid with a boner
never trim your hedges with a boner
never make a promise with a boner
never slam a door with a boner
there are tears
these are all good things to not do with a boner
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